A bizarrely earnest and festive celebration of the human body's least celebrated functions.
Tracklist · 17 Tracks · 30m
012:07
I Pooped on Santa’s Lap
022:30
I Saw Mommy Wiping Santa’s Bum
032:04
Happy Mother’s Day (Thanks for Wiping My Bum, Mom)
042:05
Father’s Day Dump
051:48
Happy Valentine’s Day (I’ll Hold Your Hair Back When You Puke)
061:30
Halloween Poop Costume
072:02
Thanksgiving Turkey Farts
081:07
Jingle Bell Farts
091:34
I Peed My Pants on Halloween
101:33
Fourth of July Farts
111:25
Pee on the Christmas Tree
122:12
I Hope I’m Constipated on Valentine’s Day
131:08
Easter Bunny Poop Pellets
142:02
New Year Vomit
151:56
I’ll Be Home Pooping for Christmas
161:35
Rudolph the Red‐Nosed Hemorrhoid
171:55
Santa Sneezed on Me
Moments Worth Listening For
The jarringly sincere piano balladry of track 3 that sounds like a genuine tribute until the chorus hits.
The rhythmic syncopation of the synthesized farts on track 8 that perfectly mimics the melody of Jingle Bells.
The hushed, almost prayer-like vocal delivery on track 15 that treats bathroom urgency like a homecoming.
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