Pashto Translator Needed — 1-Speed Bike

Tracklist · 16 Tracks · 1h 10m

Tim Horton's as a Gateway Drug to the Canadian Army

6:30

We Trade You Sting for a Toyota Pick-Up Filled With Weed

4:20

Taliban Horton Overnight Price Doubling

1:45

Oakland Pulic Library Cambodian Tape Archive Remix for the Afghani People

2:12

Taking Care of Business Like the Doa Video

3:37

Take the Red Out of the Canadian Flag and You Get Surrender (We Are Wolves remix)

2:23

It's Your Duty as a Canadian to Go to Tim Horton's 5 Times a Day

4:56

Taliban! Our Hot Women Soldiers Will Turn Your Women Gay!

5:20

Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle (Found Magazine Tape From Ypsilanti Parking Lot remix)

3:12

Steve Earle Number One Taliban Commander

4:25

Grrrls Look Good in Canada and Afghanistan

6:09

Kandahar Porn Merchant Moustache Twitch

2:38

He Died With Walnut Crunch Crumbs on His Moustache

5:42

I Sure Know a Lot About Afghanistan So Let's Invade It (Or Make a Record About It)

3:01

Hotboxing the Lav May Protect You From the IEDs

7:12

I Wipe My Ass With Your Yellow Ribbon

7:19

We're still writing this one up. The deep read (liner notes, standout moments, the sound breakdown) is on the way. The album's ready to own right now.