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Everything Sucks
Punk · 1996 · 13 tracks

Everything Sucks

Descendents

High-velocity melodic punk recorded with professional punch. A caffeinated reunion record balancing hyperactive speed with the heavy realization of getting older.

September 24, 1996 · Epitaph

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A frantic, caffeinated burst of energy masking a deep, wistful meditation on growing older.

Tracklist · 13 Tracks
03
Coffee Mug
0:35
04
Rotting Out
1:58
05
Sick‐O‐Me
1:46
06
Caught
1:48
07
When I Get Old
2:29
08
Doghouse
1:48
09
She Loves Me
2:34
10
Hateful Notebook
2:25
11
We
2:36
12
Eunuch Boy
0:20
13
This Place
1:18
14
I Won’t Let Me
3:07
15
Thank You
4:31
Moments Worth Listening For
The frantic, staccato drum roll opening of Coffee Mug that lasts barely thirty seconds.
The transition into the melodic, bittersweet chorus of When I Get Old.
The rare moment of vulnerable silence before the feedback kicks in on the closing track.
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How does Everything Sucks sound next to the rest of Descendents's catalogue?

Harmonies+4.0σ

The vocals lean far further into harmonies than the rest of the catalogue.

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