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The Ultimately Empty Million Pounds
Electronic · 1999 · 16 tracks

The Ultimately Empty Million Pounds

A surrealist noir masterpiece of dusty breakbeats and warped jazz. It feels like wandering through a cinematic 3am city where every alleyway holds a strange secret.

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It's like a jazz club in a dream where the band is made of clockwork and shadows.

A sophisticated blend of late-night urban loneliness and eccentric, playful surrealism.

The Ultimately Empty Million Pounds · vs · Funki Porcini
Sampler+0.7σ

The instrumentation foregrounds sampler a touch more than the catalogue usually does.

Tracklist · 16 Tracks
01
Theme From Sugar Daddy
5:37
02
Wilson's Millions
4:44
04
Through the Magic Etagere
0:38
05
Reboot
2:54
06
123, 3, 4
3:05
07
Live Fast
3:03
08
English Country Music
4:17
09
Cheasy Rider
4:41
10
Butler's Groove
4:11
11
Nothing to Do
5:30
12
Losers in L.A.
2:59
13
Tiers of Joy
4:34
14
River
3:20
15
Teenage Hard On
3:26
16
Endress
4:45
17
Classic M.F.
6:42
Moments Worth Waiting For
The way the upright bass line in 'Theme From Sugar Daddy' anchors a swirl of increasingly chaotic, high-pitched electronic chirps.
The sudden transition into the pastoral, slightly mocking strings of 'English Country Music' that disrupts the urban flow.
The haunting, elongated synth pads on 'Endress' that feel like a slow-motion exit from a dream.
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